This is more or less just a collection of crazy stories that happen in our home and really focuses in on the s#%t my kids say....ENJOY!
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So we're sitting here, tired as can be, just my husband and I, kids are screaming and playing, having an absolute blast, when my husband...
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Probably shouldn't share this one but it cracked me and my husband up...My two year old is obsessed with basketball....Its all he wants ...
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We went to eat tonight and no matter where we go, my daughter has to use the restroom. I think its like an adventure to her....anyway, we w...
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You know how fun days can be when you didn't get much sleep and you have several kids to entertain but you just don't have the energ...
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So the kids and I sitting and watching Lady Gaga perform on Good Morning America. Delaney asked me who she was and I said, "That's...
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So more often that not, I find my words trickling out of Delaney's mouth, now Donovan's and mostly its humorous, occasionally though...
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So today was the Butterfly/Bumblebee field trip at daycare and I volunteered to go, being the slightly crazy parent that I am....Bounce U wa...
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So I took the kids to Michaels today and we always get craft stuff to keep us busy so that mommy (me) doesn't go crazy....So today I pic...
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We went to Red Lobster for dinner..cause, well, Ben and I LOVE Cheddar Bay biscuits and the kids are obsessed with the lobsters. They alway...
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Two funny things over heard this morning: When I was getting my son out of his crib, my almost 4-year-old daughter comes in and says, "...
Friday, February 24, 2012
Hoopin Inside
This is how smart and funny Donovan can be....I told him he couldn't go outside....but he wanted to play basketball and the hoop was outside....so, he opened the door, pulled the hoop over, so it was just outside the door and then stood in the kitchen and shot....I felt a breeze, went in and said "what are you doing?" He said, "I'm hoopin but I'm not outside!" Ben claims he outsmarted me and should be allowed to play....He definitely wins for ingenuity...
Shamrocks!
I love my Donovan stories....he just brought me down a green Irish shirt and asked that I put it on him "cause daddy likes it"....and I did....then he patted his chest and said, "Daddy loves flower shirts"....LOL Sorry Bud! Those are Shamrocks! Ben said now that bball is over, he resumes being a husband and dad today....and not a minute too soon! LMAO!! Donovan so desperately needs a man around! LOL
Mocking
I love my Delaney....Ben's been making fun of me non stop and he just said, 'who am I Delaney?" and made a funny voice and repeated back what I just said....She said, "um, you're daddy" Small insignificant win for me! haha
Friday, February 17, 2012
Princess Love
I totally just remembered the sweetest story last night....Made my Valentine's Day....Donovan curled up in bed with me, and for some reason was talking about princesses, probably, cause that's all that Delaney ever talks about, so he said he liked Snow White and Cinderella....so I said who's your favorite? And my little prince, thought about it and then pointed to me and said, "Um.....I think.....YOU!" And then he stood up, pointed to the wedding picture in our bedroom and said, "you have a pretty dress on and princess gloves" Best conversation with him to date!
Love is a backrub
So this morning we were sitting on the couch, just Donovan and I, watching Mickey Mouse, the girls were still in bed, so I reached over and rubbed his back for a second, just to connect a little and I did.....He turned and looked at me and said with a big smile, "I like you too mommy" Message received!
Personal responsibilty
OMG! Tenley was sitting and looking a book and she ripped the page right out....so I yelled, "No, no we don't rip the pages".....Delaney walked over, looked at me and said, "Well, its your fault, you should've never let her have it" OMG!
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Beauty
I just can't get over how big and beautiful Delaney has become and sometimes I stare at her. Its just amazing. She's so tall and thin now, all the baby fat is long gone and she's suddenly a little girl. Crazy! So today I was staring at her and she caught me. She blushed a little and said, "What?" So I asked, "How did you get to be so beautiful? You're so tall and thin and smart and beautiful. How did you do that?" She blushed again and said, "I don't know" So I prodded. "Seriously, what do you do that makes you so lovely? How do I get to be as beautiful as you?" And she shrugged her shoulders and said, "Maybe try broccoli? Carrots too. They make you grow tall. I think that's how."
I love to talk to her. Her answers are always sweet and innocently brilliant!
I love to talk to her. Her answers are always sweet and innocently brilliant!
Friday, February 3, 2012
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Volleyball anyone?
I asked Delaney what she wants to be when she grows up and she said a volleyball player. I said, "Do you even know what volleyball is?". She said, "I see them at basketball all the time and they always get cupcakes....always". Yep, my child "will work for food". lol
Best conversation
Me: "Delaney, why don't you close your eyes and try to nap?" D: "But I don't nap on Thursdays....Today's Thursday right?" Me: "No. Thursday is a daycare day and you do nap then." D: What's today?" Me: "Saturday." D: " oh that's it. I meant to say Saturdays I don't nap". LMAO
The Food Chain
I gave Donovan a banana and he said, "Monkeys eat bananas" I said, They sure do....."And Alligators eat monkeys!" Not exactly what I expected...."And Dinosaurs eat Alligators! Roar!".....and so sums up the food chain in two year old land...
Is it 6 yet?
This is why I laugh.....just told the kids its almost 9 and its time for bed....Delaney said, "I think I'll wait to eight o'firty to go to bed"....I laughed....she said, "How much longer away is eight o'firty?" I said it passed...you should've been in bed for almost a half an hour....So she thought and said, "I think I'll go to bed at 6 then...Is that better?" LOL
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