Green Pizza

We ordered pizza for dinner tonight and the beautiful Delaney was passed out sleeping while we ate. Well, when she woke up an hour later, a little cranky, she said she wanted chocolate. I said, "oh what a perfect world that would be huh? but unfortunately you have to each something of substance. We did get pizza" She went over and peered into the box, then turned and said she wanted a different flavor. I said, "what do you mean a different flavor? Its pizza? Pizza is basically one flavor, different toppings." She shook her head and said, "No I want green pizza"...."Green pizza? Sounds gross, what are you talking about?" She said, "You know the one with the leaves on top?" I said, "You mean spinach pizza, with Feta?" Big smile. "Yeah, the green pizza with the leaves"

The Belly Bug

So my poor little kids have been sick with the stomach bug and just miserable, especially my Donovan, who just doesn't understand that he cannot eat anything while he's sick. So I was trying to explain to him that he has a belly bug and as long as he feeds it, he's gonna keep throwing up, so we have to starve the bug and kill him. He stared at me. So again, I said, you can't eat because you have a bug in your belly. Then he got a smile on his face, shook his little head and said, "Nope, its an elephant" I said, "you have an elephant in your belly?" He smiled really big and said, "yep, its an elephant" So I asked, "how on earth did a big giant elephant get inside your teeny tiny little belly?" He thought for a second, smiled and said, "Its a baby elephant" LOL So you better watch out for those belly elephants, they'll make ya sick!

Here's your Cookie!

We went this weekend to Christmas in the woods, Me and the girls, my parents and my niece Cassidy. Very fun time had by all. Well, at one point, we were walking around, I was carrying Tenley and my arm was breaking off, so I decided to put her back in the stroller. At that same point, my dad had just bought a bunch of cookies so he handed one to everyone. I took a bite and asked Delaney to hold mine, so I could strap Tenley in. She's a sweetheart, so she did, no problem. When I was done, I stood up and I hear, "Here's your cookie mom!" Followed by my dad's uproarious laughter (Not sure if that's a word, but its appropriate if you know Sam) He was laughing so hard that he was bent over, holding his stomach. Wasn't sure what happened so I took my cookie back and asked what happened....until I looked down. I had a very tiny piece of cookie left and I gave Delaney a cookie with two bites taken out of it. So I asked my dad if she ate my cookie and he said no. When she went to give it back she looked at both cookies, saw that mine was double the size of hers. She hurried and switched the arm that she was holding out, and put the other behind her back. LOL That's the last time Cookie Monster holds MY cookies!