Big Sizer?

OMG....Delaney just went shopping with my MIL, came home with a cute dress and wanted to try it on... Unfortunately it was a size too big...so I said well, we'll take it back and get a smaller size....She put her attituded hand up and said, "Or we could just wait until I grow up to it....Big sizer!" LOL

Nap

This one is more about Ben.....Delaney just woke up from an afternoon pass out on the couch and said, "I took a nap on the couch" and Ben replied, "Oh well that's good because I thought the couch fell under you while you took a nap" LOL Pretty funny guy!

Nice Shirt!

Donovan last night informed Ben and I that, "If I see a kid in a store with a nice shirt on, I'm gonna say, 'hey kid, that's a nice shirt'" Donovan is a master of the obvious! lol

Back in the Day When I was 4, I'm Not a Kid Anymore.....

So last night we're driving and Delaney just suddenly starts crying....So we asked what was wrong and she said, "My head doesn't fit anymore....its too big. It was the perfect size when I was 4, but it keeps growing and I don't want it too. Its too big now and I can't make it stop growing" Ben and I, horrible parents that we are, cracked up....We told her it was one of the funniest things she'd ever said and that her head was perfectly fine and it wasn't big...then we noticed that she was trying to put this crown on her head and it kept popping off....so since it didn't fit anymore, must be the size of her head, right?....nope, it was stepped on and smashed together a bit....not too small anymore....and thank God she doesn't have the amazing growing head....now she is Irish, so let's face it, she does have a noggin on her....but its a beautiful noggin! lol

Smells like....

I always wonder where things come from and I guess I will continue to wonder what the heck Donovan was thinking about this morning when he said, "Hey it smells like Marshmallows.....they smell like chicken....." What? He then turned into his 3 year-old little boy self who continued with "Yeah, smells like if Big Kenny (One of Ben's players that he's obsessed with) ate chicken and then pooped on me" I'm not sure why boys always revert to fecal matter, but such is the case now....

Let's play!

Donovan is obsessed with basketball and Ben's team...he knows every player, every players thing, whether they are 3 shooters, layup makers, good ball handlers, etc...he can tell you what songs go with which high-lite videos....I think he may be a mini basketball genius...but that's just one proud momma braggin here....anyway, he asked me to play him the other day...."Ma, you play basketball wit me?"....Of course I said yes so he grabbed the ball and informed me, "I'm big Kenny, you're Trey, big Kenny always beats Kenny, let's go, play ball" WTF? I didn't even have a chance to win....with a setup like that....how was I, Trey, supposed to beat big Kenny....Simply amazing!

Bad Girl

I was sitting at my desk doing work when Delaney said she wanted to play Beauty shop....Of course I said yes....who doesn't want to get their hair brushed for a few minutes...its like a very mini pampering session...so after a few brushes and many many barrettes later, she smiled and said, in a kinda sexy way, "You look like a bad girl"....I said, "what does that mean?" She smiled and bashfully said bashfully, "I don't know"....so I thought it was best to ignore it....she rebrushed it, took everything out and put a big yellow flower clip on the side of my head and said, "now you don't look like a bad girl, you look like the perfect house manager"....So now I was very curious, so I asked, "What exactly do you think a bad girl is?" She got that awkward Delaney look, put her hand up in her 'I don't know' pose and said, "its when you kiss someone"....So God help all us moms, we are not only bad, but we are going to hell in a hand-basket....If she only knew about her dad and I! LOL We've gone all the way! Three times! LMAO!

I've got a hair in my mouth....

So we went to the pool this afternoon....always a good time with the kids....well, I swam around and around with Tenley on my back...she loves it...bounces up and down and I really think, she kinda rides me like a horse...pulls on me, squeezes me to stop...anyway, Donovan saw all the fun and made a big deal about climbing on too....so I start swimming around when I hear, "I don't want to eat your hair! I don't want to eat your hair!" I stopped, turned him around and said "what?" He pushed off of me and was like jumping away as fast as can be, a little scared I think, yelling "I don't want to eat your hair....lol Sorry, that just cracked me up....guess you had to be there to see his expression

Crossing the 'Line"

So I got dressed the other day to a small audience as always...at least two out of the three are always in my bathroom staring at me when I get out of the shower...my personal posse you could say....well, as I'm getting dressed and Donovan was oddly staring at me and for a while....made me nervous....so I asked, "Bugga, what are you staring at?" He responded with, "You body"....I looked myself over still not sure what he was staring at and asked why....He came over, bent down and pointed at my crotch and said, "How'd you get that white line in there?" LOL Damn tampon string!