This is more or less just a collection of crazy stories that happen in our home and really focuses in on the s#%t my kids say....ENJOY!
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So we're sitting here, tired as can be, just my husband and I, kids are screaming and playing, having an absolute blast, when my husband...
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Probably shouldn't share this one but it cracked me and my husband up...My two year old is obsessed with basketball....Its all he wants ...
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We went to eat tonight and no matter where we go, my daughter has to use the restroom. I think its like an adventure to her....anyway, we w...
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You know how fun days can be when you didn't get much sleep and you have several kids to entertain but you just don't have the energ...
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So the kids and I sitting and watching Lady Gaga perform on Good Morning America. Delaney asked me who she was and I said, "That's...
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So today was the Butterfly/Bumblebee field trip at daycare and I volunteered to go, being the slightly crazy parent that I am....Bounce U wa...
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So I took the kids to Michaels today and we always get craft stuff to keep us busy so that mommy (me) doesn't go crazy....So today I pic...
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So more often that not, I find my words trickling out of Delaney's mouth, now Donovan's and mostly its humorous, occasionally though...
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We went to Red Lobster for dinner..cause, well, Ben and I LOVE Cheddar Bay biscuits and the kids are obsessed with the lobsters. They alway...
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Two funny things over heard this morning: When I was getting my son out of his crib, my almost 4-year-old daughter comes in and says, "...
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Tattle Tell
So Ben and I double teamed the house today....he organized the kids while I scrubbed the bathrooms and then once nap-time hit, he weeded and pruned and cut grass while I swept and vacuumed, dusted, folded clothes and did the winter/summer swap out...So, short story made longer, while I was inside, I heard Delaney ask for a drink from Ben.....He of course was working hard so he said, "Go ask your mother"....I of course was also working hard, so I told her to let me finish what I was doing and I'd get her one....A few minutes went by and I hear Delaney outside, "Daaaad, can you yell at mommy, she still hasn't gotten me a drink yet" Tattle Tell!
Hide and Seek
My poor Delaney just ran in all excited and said, "Let's play hide and seek togever!" Unfortunately I was feeding the baby so I told I couldn't at the moment, I was busy with Tenley....So she put her head down and started to walk out of the room, when suddenly she turned and looked at me with her sad face and said, "You know, it was my idea to play with you in the first place" And then she turned and walked away...
Scissors
So Delaney and I were reading a Cinderella book the other day and in one of the scenes, obviously, the mice were making her a dress and there was a mouse with a pair of scissors. They are just learning to use scissors at daycare so she got very excited and said, "LOOK, those are scissors!" So I said, "They sure are, what do you do with scissors?" She smiled and said, "You cut with them and make stuff, cut paper, not kids, (INSERT her little pointer finger in my face) they are NOT for cutting kids" LOL
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Floating Monkeys
Delaney walked into the living room tonight and asked, "Mom, can I have a floating monkey for my room?" I said, "You want a floating monkey for your room?" She said, "Yep" So I asked why....to which she replied, "To watch it float"......Makes sense
Sandwich
Delaney just brought me a jar of grape jelly, sat it down on the coffee table, looked at me and said, "I need a sandwich" I said, "No you don't, go back to bed" She then told me, "I need one, no one made me a sandwich today" ???? Can you believe she went the whole day without a sandwich? God Forbid!!!
Monday, May 9, 2011
Hard Times
Wow, Delaney just asked me, "When Is daddy getting home?" I said, "very soon why?" and she said, "I'm just having a hard time with you right now" Totally confused because we are sitting and watching DWTS together, so I asked what that means and she said, "I just need some time with someone else."
Hey Good Looking
So we were driving out to see my mom yesterday for Mother's Day and Donovan was sitting in his seat, pointing out the window at stuff and he just looked so darned cute with his crazy blonde curls and big dimples...So I looked at him and smiled and said, "Could you get any cuter little Bugga?" When suddenly, from behind me, Delaney says, "Um, yeah, I think so"
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