Awake(d)

Nothing cuter than Donovan running down the stairs in the morning yelling, "I waked up, Mommy, I waked up!" lol

Disappeared

Donovan is running around searching for our Care Bear movie this morning and we have the movie but no cover....I know Delaney watched it in her room last and it was on replay about a dozen times, so I asked if she knew where it was. Her reply, "I disappeared it!" lol

Green Pizza

We ordered pizza for dinner tonight and the beautiful Delaney was passed out sleeping while we ate. Well, when she woke up an hour later, a little cranky, she said she wanted chocolate. I said, "oh what a perfect world that would be huh? but unfortunately you have to each something of substance. We did get pizza" She went over and peered into the box, then turned and said she wanted a different flavor. I said, "what do you mean a different flavor? Its pizza? Pizza is basically one flavor, different toppings." She shook her head and said, "No I want green pizza"...."Green pizza? Sounds gross, what are you talking about?" She said, "You know the one with the leaves on top?" I said, "You mean spinach pizza, with Feta?" Big smile. "Yeah, the green pizza with the leaves"

The Belly Bug

So my poor little kids have been sick with the stomach bug and just miserable, especially my Donovan, who just doesn't understand that he cannot eat anything while he's sick. So I was trying to explain to him that he has a belly bug and as long as he feeds it, he's gonna keep throwing up, so we have to starve the bug and kill him. He stared at me. So again, I said, you can't eat because you have a bug in your belly. Then he got a smile on his face, shook his little head and said, "Nope, its an elephant" I said, "you have an elephant in your belly?" He smiled really big and said, "yep, its an elephant" So I asked, "how on earth did a big giant elephant get inside your teeny tiny little belly?" He thought for a second, smiled and said, "Its a baby elephant" LOL So you better watch out for those belly elephants, they'll make ya sick!

Here's your Cookie!

We went this weekend to Christmas in the woods, Me and the girls, my parents and my niece Cassidy. Very fun time had by all. Well, at one point, we were walking around, I was carrying Tenley and my arm was breaking off, so I decided to put her back in the stroller. At that same point, my dad had just bought a bunch of cookies so he handed one to everyone. I took a bite and asked Delaney to hold mine, so I could strap Tenley in. She's a sweetheart, so she did, no problem. When I was done, I stood up and I hear, "Here's your cookie mom!" Followed by my dad's uproarious laughter (Not sure if that's a word, but its appropriate if you know Sam) He was laughing so hard that he was bent over, holding his stomach. Wasn't sure what happened so I took my cookie back and asked what happened....until I looked down. I had a very tiny piece of cookie left and I gave Delaney a cookie with two bites taken out of it. So I asked my dad if she ate my cookie and he said no. When she went to give it back she looked at both cookies, saw that mine was double the size of hers. She hurried and switched the arm that she was holding out, and put the other behind her back. LOL That's the last time Cookie Monster holds MY cookies!

Watch What You Eat!

So, with a house full of sickies, Ben told me to take Delaney to EatNPark and grab some dinner, go to the park, do something to keep us out and hopefully away from the germs...So we did....Well, while at ENP, Delaney started acting up a little, decided she wanted chicken fingers even though she ordered pizza....just minor annoying stuff...when, out of the blue, she got this serious look on her face and started eating...and more or less, shoving her face with the pizza...so I went with it...didn't question it until she looked at me, and then looked behind me and said, "Do they always come in here to make sure people are eating their food?" Turned and two cops were behind us! LMAO She thinks they regulate everything and we use it any chance we get!

Cute Little Chubby Butt

So more often that not, I find my words trickling out of Delaney's mouth, now Donovan's and mostly its humorous, occasionally though, you think, 'great!' Well, the other day, I gave the kids a bath and while dressing them, I always play around and say silly stuff, Donovan usually gets the "Look at the cute little tushy!" and then he giggles and tries to cover it up....I bite his giant Fred Flintstone feet (aka, giant, flat and big enough to move a vehicle)....anyways, you get the point...so I was doing the same thing with Tenley and Delaney was just giggling and laughing while watching..."That's the cutest little chubby butt I've ever seen...look at those chunky thighs! I'm gonna bite them right off" Laugh, laugh, laugh....Well, I jumped in the shower right after and you can guess what came next....As I was drying off, Delaney came and grabbed a 'giant' handful of my rear and said, "Look at the giant chubby butt! Its so big and cute" I couldn't help but crack up and was also very quick to tell her that mommy's rear end is never referred to as 'giant, chubby or big' LOL